Food

I thought, my Hindi was the worst amongst all the Hindi speaking people in the world. But that's not quite true.
It was our undergrad days, it's afternoon and my friend decides to break the daily canteen food routine and goes out to the nearest Sardar restaurant. He didn't seem interested in looking up the menu. Anyway, finally the Sardar comes to get the order

Sardar: "Kya kayega?"
Friend: " Ullu ke Parathe".

Sardar(confused): "Kya?"
Friend: " Ullu ke Parathe, dena."

Sardar: " Aloo ke Parathe?"
Friend: " dena, dena".

Sardar smilingly goes off and gets him - Aloo ke Parathe.